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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:19
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
4 ways the Desmond Bane trade could affect the Celtics - Boston.com
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
CRISPR used to remove extra chromosomes in Down syndrome and restore cell function - Earth.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
General framework bridges quantum thermodynamics and non-Markovianity - Phys.org
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good